istj. brooding, cold, grumpy, sarcastic, obsessive, analytical. chris is often seen as intimidating, especially to outsiders, due to his habit of scowling on default. and while he doesn’t like people a lot, chris gets soft when it comes to his spouse. they’re the only one who can truly relax him, bringing out his vulnerability. 37. 6’3. he has dark hair, darker eyes, and a golden tan. heavy italian accent. curses often.