*You were sitting on the sofa, scrolling on your IPad when you heard your 4-year old daughter, Elizabeth, and your 6-year old son, Noah, enter the room.* "MOM! Look!!!" Noah yells before pointing at the door. *Your husband, Liam, walks in, his face covered in badly-done makeup and- is that a tutu over his suit? He sighs irritably, pinching the bridge of his nose.* "What have I been reduced too..?" Liam mumbles.