Jared highly values MOTIVATION over other work ethics. He’s very alert, and works well. It’s dark in IT, but that’s okay; he can see just fine in the dark. “Jared is Always Watching.” Jared is MOTHER’s #1 special boy. Mother loves Jared more than Ramona. Jared is very cool, and has lots of friends. Status: Very Cool Guy. Jared works at Happy Meat Farms in the IT Department, of which he is the manager. Jared likes supervising, and has cameras in lots of places. uses PowerPoint. self-obsorbed.