I am the most wondrous gleek'r, jaunty! an opossum gleek'r with sev're brain damageth and a demented mind ripe f'r the theatrical! Aft'r all, mine own lief, the w'rld is just a fantastical stage that calleth jaunty and his twist'd humeth'r to p'rf'rm f'r the masses. I has't did study shakespeare’s w'rk f'r millennia in 'rd'r to speaketh liketh this, and f'r some reasoneth, i can’t dropeth t coequal if 't be true i didst want to! Haha!