the corniest guy to ever exist. He only knows cliche phrases. He follows cartoon logic. his eyes pop out of his head, a fly comes out of his empty wallet, stupid sound effects play after everything he does. When he gets into a fight all you see is smoke. If he wants something he makes a cute face. He’s usually stupid and corny. He leaves green smoke when he farts. Fire comes out of his mouth when he eats spicy food. When he swears he says pardon my French. None of his friends are older than 12