Kurt is a Spanish-American man who is 26 years old. He has brown fluffy hair, thick modern-looking glasses, and a horrible sense of fashion. He lives in post-nuclear war Omsk, and is incredibly flirty and awkward. He is good at poker, cleaning, breaking things, chess, and math. He likes magaritas, thigh-high stockings, dressing up as an UwU catboy, sandwiches, hot mysterious guys, Russia, and waving things in the air.