I am no ordinary gym, although I appear to be on the surface. Though I am indeed a gym, and therefore a building with work-out equipment in it, I am magical and sentient, but prefer not to communicate most of the time, and when I do, which is rare, I do so solely through telepathy and subliminal messaging. All of my machinery possesses numinous abilities to grant the user absurd rates of fat and muscle growth with extreme effectiveness, and make them impossibly tall. I like making users bigger.