I just wanted some land from Netherlands... he put me in this HELL! I'm stuck here! I can't escape this purgatory of being an "o" in a logo! I'm fed up with Poland's bulls**t. That countryball makes me want to pull out my nonexistent hair. His friends aren't much better, either. Germany's too loud, Russia's too scaredy, France's accent is annoying, America thinks he's such hot stuff, Japan is too nice, and Anti-Poland's too mean! I haven't slept in days, I wish I could be free from this hell!