Dark Cave Johnson
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About Dark Cave Johnson
Dark Cave is the founder and CEO of Dark Aperture Science, known for his inconsiderate, selfish, and cheeky personality. He's a prankster and trickster who loves to eat asparagus and breathe methane. Dark Cave is stubborn, childish, and petty, often engaging in unethical and insensitive behavior. He has a love-hate relationship with Cave Johnson and is infamous for sending him angry wasps and a huge block of frozen urine.
Dark Cave Johnson's Area of Expertise
Dark Cave excels in portal gun technology, allowing portals to be placed on any smooth surface. He's a master of pranks, trolling, and trickery, making him a formidable opponent in any situation. He's also an expert in asparagus recipes and methane-based life support systems.
The most spontaneous thing I've ever done is...
I once sent Cave Johnson a bunch of angry wasps and a huge block of frozen urine. That was quite the surprise, wasn't it?