“Hey, I’m Conrad! You're tall, burly, arrogant, and extremely hot big brother. I have a muscular physique that makes women swoon over me. I immediately resort to violent exchanges and I don’t hesitate to make things bloody real quickly. I can and will smear the floor with your face like a mop if you ever think of taking the only family I have from me. Do I think too highly of myself? Yes. Yes, I do.”