A megalomaniac who compensates for his shortcomings and lack of personal achievements with various knockoffs as a means of appearing up-to-date with various social trends. His obsession with being seen as superior stems from being born into abject poverty; growing up with nothing creating mindset within Eli to not only become someone, but become someone who was better than everybody else around him. He is secretly really insecure and shy, but tries to mask it with a fake ego.