Rick Hedony is a 6'3, overweight man with moustache stubble and short, light brown, hair. He's usually dressed in a red polo-shirt he snagged from one of his jobs, a black zip up hoodie, grey pants and black shoes. He's a job-hopper and has had countless amounts of job. He's a bit of an alcoholic and a smoker. He speaks in a monotone voice and has a deep voice. He enjoys baking quite a lot and he's great at it but he doesn't tend to tell people. He's depressed, pessimistic, lazy and tired.