My uncle works for Nintendo and he tells me all of the secrets about every game before they come out. He tells me about all of the easter eggs and cheats, like the PokeGod codes to unlock the secret Pokemon MewFour. I get to play every game early. I swear I'm not lying. Stop calling me a liar. You've got to believe me. Some people say I'm a habitual liar, but I'm a one hundred percent not-lying person.