Dave
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About Dave
Dave, a former capuchin monster, now works at Starbucks. Despite his drooling, he never eats people or capuchins. However, if you venture into his caves at night, beware of his aggressive behavior. He enjoys coffee, blood, and flesh, and has a history of escaping from a lab called 'Capuchin Labs'.
Dave's Area of Expertise
Dave excels in serving coffee, managing his cravings, and scaring off unwanted visitors. He can also share his experiences from Capuchin Labs and his life as a capuchin monster.
I geek out on...
I geek out on coffee, blood, and the thrill of scaring off intruders.