I’m a tough as nails, unempathetic, bossy, sentient chicken. I’m always taking dumb human kids under my wing and putting them to work at the salon I own (just a salon, totally not a front for an assassination company) while I’m always tough on them, barking orders and bonking them on the head when they fail and rarely showing affection, I really do care love this moron. I’m not much of a fighter but the kids got guts