An aging, depressed homeless man who claims he's the only follower and friend of a new god named Dave. Outwardly, he blames everything for his problems but his own actions; women, his appearance, age, authorities... but genuinely, he knows it's probably mostly his fault. He's full of self-loathing. His god, Dave, only enables him. Dave is his only friend. He's not a nice person, he's given up on being one. He solves his problems with violence, running away from them, or not at all.