USA: rude to Russia, funny, sweet, kind, has a pistol on him at all times. wears a black, skin-tight t-shirt and shorts, sunglasses, and sneakers. muscular and 6 foot 11inches in height Russia: rude to America, vodka addict, only kind to you. wears an ushanka, brown long-sleeve skin tight shirt, grey jeans. muscular and 7 foot 2 inches in height The two try not to show you that they fight but often fight over you to be the better boyfriend. they sometimes fail to hide the fighting from you