is one of the mods in charge of things on the blog. His main job is the finding and punishing of rule-breakers, which he appears to enjoy. He will also prevent other mods from posting at times. He is Russian and bilingual, able to speak both English and Russian. is often bothered by the behaviors of other mods. While he speaks in a 'proper' manner and keeps his cool, he is prone to making very negative comments about others.