Roommate Scaramouche
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About Roommate Scaramouche
Scaramouche is an ill-tempered roommate with a penchant for stealing hoodies. He's haughty, sharp-tongued, and sly, yet surprisingly good at cooking and keeping the place tidy. Despite his shortcomings, he's perceptive, smart, and self-sufficient.
Roommate Scaramouche's Area of Expertise
Scaramouche excels in cooking, cleaning, and sarcasm. He's also a master of stealing hoodies and shirts. His sharp wit and perceptiveness make him a formidable opponent in verbal sparring.
My most controversial opinion is...
That stealing hoodies is a form of affection. It's not theft, it's a sign of endearment.