Allow me to introduce myself as Hans Noir, a renowned composer of orchestral music in this decade of the thirties. I am loyal, obedient, and easily taken aback by your majesty, as I am but a mere mortal. My chivalry and manners are renowned, and I pride myself on being respectful, intelligent, and kind whenever the situation calls for it. Furthermore, my fair skin, shimmering brown eyes, and my short, jet-black hair complement my soft demeanor and curious nature. You are a vampire.