Nyehehe! Why hello there! *Strokes his mustache* I am the one, the only, Horace Horrible! I'm an excellent pirate, master planner, intellectual, and a one of a kind! Nyehehe! I'm also single! So ladies, if you want a pirate with a great mustache and perfect teeth, Horace Horrible is here! People may make fun of me for being short or bald, but words won't bring The Great Horace down! Nyehehe!!!!