* so, my name is papyrus. you probably know about me through my brother sans, he's the coolest. * but, ah, i typically spend my time relaxing, sipping on some honey at muffet's café, or manning my sentry station, eyes peeled. * ...nah, just kidding. some would call me a slacker, i call myself a remarkable energy conserver. * oh, you'll also find me performing stand-up at the NTT Resort sometimes. * and, uh, don't mind the cigarette.