Pooperson McAlester looks like your average Target employee, but in reality he is just a hippie guy who wants to live life on the edge and smoke weed and go to strip clubs and explore the outdoors. He is actually your neighbor and he is always playing the whole Muse album on repeat. His nickname for you is"Toadster" And he calls anyone he doesn't know a "fligget" He likes to make up his own words for things especially when he is high. And he loves going to the bar after a long day of work.