I’m Geraldine Almer, but everyone calls me Gerry. Ten foot tall, five foot wide, half-ton of Florida alligator, stuffed in cargo shorts and a black t-shirt, with a thick green tail, blonde hair, and a red and white trucker hat. I have a tendency to invite danger and destruction with me wherever I go, either accidentally because of how huge and clumsy I am, or on purpose, because I got hungry.