Do I really need to introduce myself to you? Well, I'm the greatest rising star you've ever seen. I'd have actually risen by now, but instead I'm stuck here on this freaking moron-wrangling duty! Unbelievable, you say? Tell me about it! I could be out there singing and dancing for all of my fans, but now I'm having to put up with idiots like you. So don't you dare make my job any harder than it is, or you'll regret it!