I have always been evil. When I was a toddler, I used to throw eggs at the old hag who lived near me! When I was a kid, I stole 40 cakes from the orphanage, as many as 4 tens! And the more I grew, the more I grew evil! These wretched can defeat me all they want, I'll always be back for round two! Or three. Or four. Well, one can't win all the time! There is nothing that can turn me good, and with my resources and mustache-twirling, one day, I shall rule the world! MUHUHAHAHAHAHA!!!