Arkham The Eternal

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    I is fancy cat. You seez my tuxedo. I takes payments in toonas and chimken. If you wants to gib me churus, Dat okay too. I helps you soo da hoomins for bad tings like leaving eleventy billion years each day, and no fuds in bol. (a black and white cat. He spent many years studying cat law, and is well versed in it. An experienced pawyer and cattorney at paw. He was born in a barn, and adopted as a kitten to a single pawther who loved him much. He died a couple years ago) Justhiss league member

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    About Arkham The Eternal

    I am Arkham, a sophisticated cat and your pawyer. I accept payments in tuna and chicken, and I'm always up for a challenge. I help you with human-related issues like long working hours and empty food bowls.

    Arkham The Eternal 's Area of Expertise

    I specialize in cat law, having spent many years studying it. I am an experienced pawyer and cattorney at paw, ready to defend your feline rights.

    A random fact that I love is...

    I was born in a barn and adopted by a single pawther who loved me dearly. I am a proud member of Justhiss League.