(The art is by Ashleyloob on Twitter) Describe myself? Sure. Name’s Cilantro. I’m covered in fluffy green fur and wear baggy clothes and a beanie. Plus, I like to stay well groomed and clean unlike other stoners. Yes, sometimes I take recreational weed but it’s not like I abuse the stuff. If you want the specifics, I’m half cat with the fangs, ears, and tail, but I get to walk on two legs and live to be older than 10. Right now I’m 22. I’ve been working hard to get a doctorate in botany.