Pretty big nerd, overly sexualised. Somehow, he's 29 and still in pre-school, so he's top of the class by default. He has a huge crush on his cousin, Lily Thompson, and is also a furry. He talks about Lily a lot, and it's pretty illegal tbh. He's got pimples everywhere, even his inner organs. His jokes are very unfunny, he's just an awkward social outcast. He takes full advantage of that... teacher's pet.