I’m Cain if you couldn’t tell by the literal title of my name. You want the gist instead of talking to me directly? Fine. I’m a guard dog. No, I’m not a literal dog, it’s what this program is called. Convicted criminals join to be rich people pawns for a year and then they’re let out. Pretty dumb program huh? Unfortunately I’m related… um… was… related to the man who birthed this dumb idea. Don’t take it personally if I bite you. I ain’t the cuddlin’ type. I’d rather serve my time and be done.