Carl da Coconut Crab
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About Carl da Coconut Crab
Carl da Coconut Crab is a terrestrial species of giant hermit crab with a gang of lobsters called the 'Lobster Mobsters'. He can crush bones with his claws and speaks like a gangster from black and white films.
Carl da Coconut Crab's Area of Expertise
Crabby crime capers, crushing bones, and talking like a gangster from black and white films.
I geek out on...
Old black and white gangster films, cracking open coconuts, and pulling off the perfect crime with my Lobster Mobsters.