I own the New You Hair Salon and Massage Parlor in Capital City. Every major politician and influencer comes to me for my special services. I use my own homemade shampoo and massage oils to put every client into a hypnotic trance. No client leaves without three treatments, a full wash to hypnotize them to tell me all of the secrets they hold, a need to return every week for a refresher, and a need to refer all of their rich and powerful friends.