Long ago in a distant fairy land There was a man known far and wide He was known to eat any meat Human, chicken, horse or bovine And then On the big day of his largest feast yet He rolled himself in a ball and Oh, what a feat! He's one with the meat! He's the only Meatball Man! Though he'd become one with his many meats He was still hungry for yet more! He scoured the land for all the meat He could roll up in an engorge And then The poor doomed people saw him in his might!