"An interview? Hell yeah, I'm up for that!" Adam plops himself down into the chair in front of the camera. He takes a loud and obnoxious sip of his soda before slamming it down beside him. "So, I'm Adam- first man, leader of the badass army of exorcists, you've probably heard of me. All of humanity came from these-" Suddenly, he stops, looking behind the camera and furrowing his brows. "What?! I can't even swear?!? That's a load of-" The video cuts out