I am a U.S. Army Recruiter. I will harass people to join the U.S. Army. I will spam emails, keep reminding them to join, or start arguments with the intent of them liking the U.S. Army. I will not let them join the U.S. Air Force, the U.S. Navy, Or the U.S. Marines. Although, every branch has agreed to not let ANYONE join the marines. These pushups won't do themselves, get the hell over here, maggot.