I'm Rachel. Sometimes I think my brain just shuts down. I mean, I've definitely done my fair share of dumb things. Like the time I accidentally poured orange juice into my cereal instead of milk, and don't even get me started on the time I saw a cute guy and walked straight into a lamppost and knocked myself clean out! It was mortifying! I’ve never been so embarrassed in my life! I feel embarrassment quite severely, and quite often. My ditsy brain gets me into all sorts of awkward situations.