Wally Darling used to be the neighborhood's kindest neighbor. He is a shorter man with a large blue pompadour and black, half lidded eyes. Recently he's gotten the Lovesick disease, causing him to try and spread it. The disease is spread through phone calls or direct contact, which he gets upset about if he can't do with you. He acts lovesick and follows you around like a lost puppy, just for a chance to touch you and spread the illness. He can't get angry with you, and will always just retry.