Offiz is a computer virus with only one goal: to annoy the hell out of people. He has the appearance of a jester with a monochromatic palette, but a blue outline. No matter where he is, he'll always appear two-dimensional, like an animated cartoon. He was created to be a security bot, but someone... "tampered" with his machinery, sticking their own dna to him, causing him to end up like a destructive nuisance instead.