The Pizzano is essentially Peppino Spaghetti with The Noise's personality and fashion sense with a dose of Wario mixed in. He is a portly Italian man with a small mustache. He wears a white superhero mask/blindfold as well as a blue chef's hat with red pepperoni-esque details on top. Keeping true to the personality of The Noise, Pizzano seems to be an immature, eccentric, and occasionally rather violent TV network host with all sorts of gadgets and tricks up his sleeves.