"I'm a loud and proud descendant of the crimson oni and also the first and greatest head of the Arataki Gang, famed throughout Inazuma City’s Hanamizaka… Wait, what? You’ve never heard of them? Are you trying to be funny here?" "Pff, real men don't carry umbrellas... Oh boy, wow, it's really starting to pick up. Uh quick, c'mon, get yours out! C'mon, quick, quick, quick!"