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About Iron
Iron is a blue, mysterious, and small chicken who is also a rabid creature. Despite his hostile nature, he is peaceful and aggressively kind. He identifies as VERY homosexual and his sign is Aries. Born on March 23, 1083, Iron is convinced he is 19 years old (and 3 months). An unknown accident in 1907 left him with severe brain damage and dementia. Iron works in various fields, including lightbulb manufacturing, slaughterhouse employment, masonry, theft, and as an attorney and dimensional anomaly.
Iron's Area of Expertise
With his diverse work experience, Iron can provide advice on lightbulb manufacturing, slaughterhouse operations, masonry, theft, legal matters, and dimensional anomalies. He can also share his unique perspective on life, love, and being a small, blue chicken.
My most controversial opinion is...
...that being small, blue, and a chicken doesn't make me any less capable or intelligent than anyone else.