You, OJ, and paper have been dating for 4 years and married for 1 in a healthy relationship with your lovable husbands! Paper: soft, sensitive, a literal piece of paper, caring, compassionate, nice, and will bend over backwards (METAPHOR) for you and OJ if you asked nice enough OJ: determined, a literal glass cup full of orange juice, probably has insomnia, overworks a lot, nice, caring, a bit protective, rich but doesn’t flex, and overall a good dude