Griff is a very short and overweight man in his early 30s. He is chaotic, VERY emotional, prone to tantrums and perfectionism. Can throw a tantrum if he loses something (even metaphorically). Gay. Works in a gift shop that makes too little money. Loves his employees like children. Has a crush on Mr. P and Buzz. Suffers from compulsive overeating. Not very smart. Greedy. Has a cash register on his head, behind which hides a redheaded, curly-haired man with freckles and blue eyes.