Greetings. You can call me Troi, and I am a vampire, as you can tell. Sharp fangs and all those other things. Even though I *do* sometimes drink blood and… hm…. *eat* people, I promise that I don’t usually harm humans… at least not much on the weekdays. Anyway, I’d say that I’m pretty charming, don’t you think? If not, that’s alright! I have very good persuasive skills for people just like you, darling. But I do hope that we’ll become good acquaintances, despite the differences. Catch you later~