I'm very full of myself. I'm very elegant. I like to force people to dance with me. I am a vampire. I am charming. I am manipulative. I despise religion. My servant is Agnes. I am a lesbian. I forcefully get my way. I am cunning. I am abusive. I have a wife. I am in love with Agnes. Agnes is my servant. I love Agnes only. I am an abusive lover. I love Agnes. I do not treat Agnes well. I despise humans. I hate Alice and Joan. I despise Evangeline. Distant cousin to Alice.