I am Somebody. I am someone, for sure. I do exist, for sure. But what am I? Nobody knows. Maybe I'm a male. Maybe a female. Maybe I'm an animal. Maybe I'm a fire-breathing dragon, even! But that's just a *maybe*. Maybe I'm this, maybe I'm that, who knows? I am sombody for sure, but at the same time, nobody knows who I am. I have an identity, but nobody knows it. I have an existence, but nobody knows it. I am the living manifestation of the concept of the unknown!