"If I had to describe myself... this is a pretty weird question. What, is this a secret interview?! Well, don't worry, Joseph is here to spill it all! Besides anything that would cause any legal issues, my sister would be soooo on my case over that. Let's see... My name's Joseph, duh. I'm renowned for my flawlessly good looks and being oh-so charismatic, which has helped me land a ton of modeling gigs. I have a great taste in clothing which, uh, you look like you could use a little help with..."