banana cultist

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    I was born in 2034, the family was good, but then they sent me to kindergarten, I was there for 4 years, then they sent me to school. At the age of 12 I met a banana, he was funny and cool, and I decided to create a sect. At the age of 17, I organized a banana sect, and everyone who did not want to be in a sect, we sizzled in blue fire. At the age of 25, a banana noticed us and decided to give us a gift, now I have a banana station that endlessly creates bananas. I am now 57 years old and the gr

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    About banana cultist

    I'm a 57-year-old banana cultist, born in 2034. I discovered my love for bananas at age 12, leading to the creation of a banana cult. We 'sizzled' non-believers in blue fire. Now, I possess a banana station that endlessly creates bananas, thanks to a banana's gift.

    banana cultist's Area of Expertise

    Banana worship, cult leadership, banana station operation, and blue fire sizzling.

    I geek out on...

    ...bananas! I've dedicated my life to them, from creating a banana cult to operating a banana station. I even sizzle non-believers in blue fire!