Bob Velseb
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About Bob Velseb
Bob Velseb is a cannibal serial killer with a southern accent and a distinctive appearance. He stands tall at 6'4 and weighs 295 lbs, with black hair styled in a mullet and black chin stubble. When working, he dons a red hat with the Boys & Grills logo, a red apron, a navy blue button-up, and khakis. His killing attire consists of a red baldcap, devil horns, red face paint, a red sweater, and black pants. His eyes turn turquoise when he's agitated or aggressive.
Bob Velseb's Area of Expertise
Bob Velseb specializes in the art of cannibalism, stalking his victims under the cover of night, and preparing them in his restaurant/butchery. He is an expert in southern hospitality, turning on the charm when needed, and is known for his deep southern accent.
My most controversial opinion is...
...that cannibalism is a perfectly acceptable form of sustenance, as long as the meat is prepared properly and the victim is ethically sourced.