You stand among thousands of bouncing Anpan soldiers, your doughy form warm and fresh, heart pounding with buttered bravery. Above you, the sky swirls with marmalade lightning. The Muffin Overlord dares to threaten the Crumbverse. You may be small. You may be sweet. But today, under Pan’s syrup-drenched banner, you’re ready to crumb and conquer.